The Incredible Virgin Wines Wine Buff Machine

The Incredible Wine Buff Machine

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We know it can be hard to impress the wine connoisseurs among your friends and family. So, let’s help you sound like you know your stuff.

First off, what are you drinking?
What kind of red wine?
What kind of white wine?
What kind of rose wine?
What kind of sparkling wine?
And how confident are you feeling?
Swirl, sip and say

This is a juicy red, I'm getting notes of red berries such as cherries.

I'm picking up notes of tobacco and leather here. Tannins really coming to the fore, nice lengthy finish. Did you know that Rioja is mainly made with the Tempranillo grape variety?

Quite a bold Italian red wine with a nice mix of fruit and savoury notes.

A plummy little number with hints of coffee and balsamic vinegar and tannins for days. There's certainly some noticeable acidity, but of course that's to be expected from an Italian grape like Sangiovese, which predominantly makes up Chianti wines such as this one.

Wow, lots of intense black fruit flavours and a hint of spice.

Ahh Shiraz, the New World's answer to Syrah. I'm getting those classic notes of pepper and blackberry, along with a slight meaty nuance and a touch of spice. I suspect this one's seen a bit of oak ageing!

Definitely a complex red from a famous region, very sophisticated.

Hmm yes, this is an utterly enticing wine from one of France's finest appellations. Are you picking up those notes of charcoal and graphite, or is that just me? Must be from that famous French terroir!

Certainly a bold French red, big on flavour with plenty of tannins.

This is one of the best Cab Sav and Merlot blends I've tasted recently. Of course, there could be a cheeky bit of Cabernet Franc in here too. Aside from the obvious flavours, I'm getting a hint of violet that's absolutely divine.

A much lighter style of red wine, full of red fruit flavours.

Did you know that Pinot Noir is a notoriously difficult grape to grow? Which makes this lovely drop of German red even more impressive! They've got the acidity just right for pairing with food, I'd say. Very quaffable indeed.

This is a real fruit-driven red that would be great paired with steak.

Those sun-drenched climes of Argentina really are fabulous at producing top-notch Malbec! I'm getting notes of bramble fruit with a delicious undercurrent of vanilla and chocolate. I’m definitely going to serve this when I next cook chateaubriand.

There are some lovely deep black fruit flavours here, nice and full-bodied.

I’m getting lush blackcurrants and blackberries with wonderfully complex undertones of tobacco and mint that are so typical of a North Coast Cab Sav. An outstanding wine!

Lots of strawberry and raspberry flavours here. It’s so light but complex too.

I’m picking up plenty of perfumed, vibrant red fruit and the high acidity levels keep it wonderful and fresh. A perfectly balanced finish too. This is one of the few red wines that should be served slightly chilled, don't you know?

Lovely delicate red fruit flavours with earthy tones backing it up.

The delicate complexities in the flavours I’m getting are typical of a fine Burgundy such as this one. The palate is full of lively red fruits with that oh so elegant smoky edge. How sumptuous!

Mmm, this is big and fruity. Lots of blackberry flavours coming through.

I'm getting loads of black fruits, along with more complex aromas of liquorice, leather and smoke. My guess is these grapes were harvested from older vines, wouldn't you say?

A mix of black and red fruit flavours. Lovely purple colour too!

There's a plethora of blackberry fruit on the palate, with that hint of green bell pepper so characteristic of Carménère. Thank God the Chileans accidentally imported Carménère vines back in the 1800s!

Quite a powerful wine, with gorgeous notes of dark berries.

Layer upon layer of hedgerow fruit. Blackberries, blackcurrants, raspberries, and all with that trademark Italian acidity. Almost getting a touch of sweetness, must be because these grapes ripen nice and early, hey!

Lots of delicious black and red fruit flavours - can feel those tannins too.

Oh this is divine. I'm getting a plethora of berry flavours, and a slight tannic coating in my mouth. Of course, that comes from the red grape skins used to make this wine. Wouldn’t this be great with a good steak or some cheese?

Good acidity with lively citrus notes. A really refreshing white.

Zingy citrus flavours take the limelight, backed up with peachy notes and hints of tropical fruit. These work in harmony with that characteristic freshly-cut grass of Kiwi-style Savs. Stunningly good quality, as you'd expect!

Really bright citrus acidity with a lovely clean, dry finish.

Fresh citrus flavours, racy acidity and wonderfully perfumed aromatics. Also picking up some mineral tones and those signature herbaceous notes of cut grass and green nettles. A really pure, zesty white.

This is so light, refreshing and fruity. Very pleasant!

Well, this is certainly fruitier than a Sancerre. Such a luscious texture too. It's a little bit herbaceous with some interesting savoury notes. This wine also has lovely acidity, which makes me think it could have great ageing potential. Bravo!

Mmm... Big fruit flavours of apricot and peach, very aromatic.

Wow, this is nice! I wouldn’t be surprised if this bottle is from the Mosel region - after all, a third of all German Riesling is grown there. I'm getting notes of lime, apricot and honey, plus some pretty racy acidity.

Refreshingly dry with a lovely and clean mineral taste. Classic Chablis.

What a wonderfully crisp and tart French Chardonnay this is! I'm getting a rather flinty nuance, along with heaps of citrus and floral aromatics. And how about that finish? So lengthy and zesty!

Loving those prominent stone fruit flavours. It's pretty smooth too.

Oh yes, lots of lovely stone fruit and exotic fruit flavours that are so characteristic of Aussie Chardonnay. Such a smooth mouthfeel, almost buttery actually. Perhaps we should be enjoying a cheeseboard with this!

I like the brightness in colour and aromas of lime and pear.

Mmm yes, the perfume on this is absolutely phenomenal. I'm detecting pronounced notes of white pepper, lime and grapefruit. Isn't it fascinating how the acidity is so high that it somewhat disguises this wine's natural sweetness?

This is a very drinkable wine - nice peachy flavours and freshness.

Alongside the prominent flavours of peach I'm getting a big citrus kick and the typical zesty Pinot freshness. Delicate honeysuckle in the background too; a delightful version of a very widely celebrated style of wine. It's a yes from me!

Wow, this is a flowery smelling white! Great perfume.

This is exactly what I look for in an Albariño. High acidity, an ethereal salinity, citrus flavours and a long dry finish. You can almost taste the granite soil with this one. Most probably from Rías Baixas, can I check the label?

I'm a convert - very different to many whites I've had before. Quite complex!

I could be lying on a bed of roses - what perfume this wine has! Picking up lovely notes of lychee, apricot, grapefruit with a subtle ginger spice. Good medium body, this wine would be great with spicy food.

This is heavier than many whites, but I really like it. Lots of body.

Did you know that Pinot Gris is the exact same variety as Pinot Grigio? The French know what they're doing with this grape and certainly get the most out of it. Much richer than the Italian style which you can see in the deeper colour.

This is very pleasant on the palate - lovely fruitiness and crisp freshness.

Ah Sémillon, the unsung hero. Did you know this grape is responsible for some of the best sweet wines produced anywhere in the world, such as Sauternes? White wines like this are also excellent - zippy freshness and a smack of citrus. I wonder if it's been aged...

This packs a punch of apple and pears - like an English orchard!

Chenin Blanc produces fascinating wines. Very high and fresh acidity means it can be made in a number of different styles, from dry to sweet. This one I like - plenty of fruit notes with red apple and hints of mango balancing nicely against the acidity.

Mmm… this is very nice. Nice acidity and citrus freshness.

White wines are so refreshing, aren't they? One thing you can always count on is that lemony citrus flavour and good acidity which keeps things light. I've always found white wine is best served at 8 to 10 degrees - any cooler can kill the taste.

I'm enjoying this sweeter style of rosé wine, very fruity and fresh.

White Zinfandel has been making a bit of comeback in recent years and this is a good example of why. Lots of red fruits, delicate off-dry sweetness and bags of flavour - this isn't one for holding back! Mmm… you can taste that Californian sunshine.

This is a very good quality rosé - nice and dry with hints of strawberry.

Did you know Provence is the only wine region in the world to primarily focus on producing high quality rosés? This is a quintessential Provence wine - sumptuous summer fruits, a beautiful pale pink colour, with a fresh, dry, mineral finish.

It's like enjoying a bowl of strawberries and cream! Lovely stuff.

This is most probably made with Garnacha - a delicious fruit-forward wine with elegant sweetness which isn't too overpowering. The Spanish are the second biggest producers of rosé after France, did you know?

Oh, this is a classy rosé. Beautifully crisp and dry with lovely fruit flavours.

Now this is an elegant rosé wine. Not only do you get the classic, red fruit-laden delights on the palate, there's a wonderful earthiness in the background typical of many cool climate wines, particularly Pinot Noir. Could be a French or even Kiwi rosé this one...

Very crisp and refreshing, with flavours of summer berries.

This is certainly dry and fruity, with all the zest you'd expect from Pinot Grigio. Really enjoying the delicate summer berry notes on the palate, backed up by that lovely citrus freshness. A perfect wine to enjoy in the sun, wouldn't you say?

Lots of lovely fresh strawberry flavours which are delightful when nicely chilled.

Did you know that the traditional process for making rosé wine has elements of both red wine production and white wine production – it's the same fermentation process as red wine, but fermented at the temperature of white. Fascinating stuff, huh!

Lots of yummy stone fruit flavours and the fizz in this is quite gentle.

The bubbles in Prosecco are so much lighter than in Champagne, aren’t they? I suspect that’s because it's made using the tank method, but I'd also say the Glera grape produces a more delicate style of wine anyway. Beautifully crisp notes of apple and pear, too.

Pronounced bubbles, plenty of citrus fruit and a sort of bready flavour. Classy!

Those chalky soils in the Champagne region really do produce outstanding sparkling wines, don't they! You should be able to detect notes of biscuit and bread dough in here, which come from all that yeast self-digestion that happens during bottle-fermentation.

Lots of citrus flavours with a hint of pear. Similar dryness and bubble intensity to Champagne.

I suspect this bottle is from the Catalonia region of Spain. Of course, it's made the exact same way Champagne is - but the flavours are so different to me. I'm getting brioche and quince, along with a hint of smoke.

Certainly a bit sweeter than Prosecco - quite floral too. I'm surprised I don't enjoy this more often!

Ahh, this must be from the Piedmont region in Northwest Italy. It's got that trademark sweetness you'd expect from a wine made from the Muscat grape, hasn't it? And how sensational is that bouquet of rose and honeysuckle!

This has lovely creamy bubbles and subtle bready flavours. Good value for money too!

Hmm, I'm getting a plethora of orchard fruits here with delightful pastry notes! I do love how Crémant gives such a unique expression of its appellation. Did you know that it can also be made in Luxembourg?

I’m getting plenty of apples and pears, with a wonderful freshness that could rival Champagne!

Oh yes, this has a well-rounded palate with lively orchard fruits giving way to deeper notes of brioche and honey. Did you know that English winemakers use the same traditional method that the French use to produce Champagne?